Subtitled A Book for Obsolete Children, this unusual item in the Seuss canon doesn’t really belong among the children’s books. Written to celebrate the nonsense master’s 82nd birthday, it follows “you” (an elderly gent in a suit and white mustache) through a physical check-up in some fiendish geriatric clinic. You are measured, prodded, and subjected to all the medical indignities familiar and unfamiliar to the elderly. “You must see Dr. Pollen, our Allergy Whiz, who knows every sniffle and itch that there is… He will check your reactions to thumbtacks and glue, catcher’s mitts, leaf mold, and cardigans too. Nasturtiums and marble cake, white and blue chalks, anthracite coal and the feathers of hawks.” It’s clear that the process is going to belong, but much shorter than the bill. The blurb on the back says it all: “Is this a children’s book? Well… not immediately. You buy a copy for your child now and you give it to him on his 70th birthday.” Actually, it would make an amusing gift for anyone over 40. –Richard Farr

Dr. Seuss lightens the aches and pains of growing old with his inimitable wit and wisdom. In this new defense against aging, we follow our hapless hero through his checkup with the experts at the Golden Years Clinic.

I Love You, Grandma

Little Bear is getting older, and that means he is ready for new adventures. It’s not easy to try new things – but Grandma Bear is there to help.

YnM Weighted Blanket

YnM is a premium-grade weighted blanket that helps relax your body by simulating the feeling of being held or hugged, making you fall asleep faster and sleep better throughout the night.

After years of research and practical application and learning from our countless customer feedbacks and reviews, the YnM R&D team achieved this fabulous 2.0 Weighted Blanket.

HIGHEST INDUSTRY STANDARD

Smaller compartments + The three-dimensional lock bead sewing method + 7-Layer system + Finest stitching( 2.5-3mm one stitch)

All these made a fabulous highest quality YnM 2.0 Weighted Blanket with even weight distribution and long-lasting service life.

SMALLER COMPARTMENTS FOR MORE EVENLY DISTRIBUTION

Perfect compartments dimension design after numerous experiments and customers reviews

LEAKAGE FREE

Updated 2.0 7-layer YnM Weighted Blanket with THREE-DIMENSIONAL LOCK BEAD SEWING METHOD to completely avoid the risk of bead leakage

CUSTOMIZABLE DUVET COVER

Multiple duvets are available in YnM, including premium cotton, cooling bamboo and soft Minky material. Highly recommend to invest several duvets for different weather and room decor, and most importantly for easy care.

Macrame Plant Hanger

• BEST FIT FOR 4″ to 6″ FLOWER POT: This cute plant holder make a mini size for little pots. The minimalist look will be happily hanging in your bedroom windows, brings life to any room.No flower pot and plant included in this item!
• ELEGANT MOUNTED DECORATION: This macrame hanging basket can be decorated any place, whether is kitchen sink, living room, apartment or balcony garden. Show your lovely plants with this elegant, perfect match with a small plant, such as ivy, pothos plant, spider, night-blooming cereus, succulent, cactus, herbs to decorate your home can be filled with a tealight holder, creat sweet atmosphere.
• STURDY MATERIAL: The smallish planter set is made of sturdy jute rope, include 2 pcs.Great for inside and outside house use. Endless applications include hanging small flower pot, terrarium, tealight holder. Simple and modern style, Let your life become relax and comfortable.
• ADORABLE SIZE: This excellent length is 30″ Length, 4 Legs, perfect for mounting on your cozy bedroom,a fun way to display your plants, give you a sense of creativity.Ideal for planters up to 6″ in diameter. In the first pictures, the flower pot’s size is 5″ in diameter and 4-1/2″ high. Mkono is a registered trademark and our product is professional manufacturing and sole selling.
• WARM GIFT: This window hanging planter is a gorgeous gift for a gardener or plant lover this would be it, especially for some office white-collar worker, they can mount trailing plant on the window easily so it can get some natural light and grow in the one window, brightening up an office.Suitable for a housewarming gift, a baby shower gift, and any occasion.

Aura Glass

Aura Glass redefines the basic shape of the wine glass for a better wine & spirits experience. Unlike any other glass, this patented glass pivots on a stainless steel ball to promote the aeration of your beverage. The weight of the ball, the resting height and the angle of the glass, together provide stability, preventing accidental spills even with full pours. Aura Glass is currently being offered in a large-sized Aura Glass ideal for wines, brandy, whiskey, bourbon, and plenty of other drinks including craft beers.

Bathtub Tray

Soak in style and convenience

Bambüsi has designed a unique bathtub caddy that will give you ultimate relaxation. Everything within

this caddy has been ergonomically designed for the sleekest, easy-to-use, simplist bathtime enhancement.

Built for Every Bathtub

The perfect addition to your at-home spa: While unwinding in a relaxing bubble bath, the last thing you want to worry about is dropping your book or cell phone, which is where this bamboo bathtub caddy comes into the, err bathroom. The attractive, strong caddy extends to fit any size tub and is perfect for propping up your book or tablet for easy browsing. It also keeps your cellphones, candles, and a cocktail safe and sippin’ handy.

Read while you relax

The attached steel bar flips up to support your reading material or device at the perfect angle. It also folds down for neat stowaway. An adjustable bamboo bar can also hook into one of three positions to hold your book or tablet in place. Also, a built-in wineglass holder provides a secure and stable grip. The slide-in slide-out design easily fits most fine stemware without scratching or damage.

PortoVino Wine Purse

• PortoVino Classic Wine Purse – Discreetly hold and pour 2 bottles of Wine (or 1.5L of your favorite beverage) from a removable, easy to use BPA-free party pouch. Each PortoVino has a unique, patent-pending secret, zippered, Insulated pocket that keeps your party pouch chilled for hours.
• A fashionable purse inside and out, so you will look and feel great taking your PortoVino Classic Purse to any dinner or formal event. Made of vegan leather and lined with a soft polyester interior.
• The designer flap on the back hides the pouring spout until you are ready to use it. Each PortoVino includes a party pouch.
• It is roomy enough to hold a full party pouch AND all your essentials in a separate compartment. Not just a silver insulated interior. Sized at 15″ 5″ x 12″
• Never pay for another drink out again while getting to drink your beverage of choice. Can hold any beverage, from wine, mixed drinks, to water or juice. Party pouch can be reused but be sure to wash with hot soapy water and dry thoroughly.

Inspirational Bracelets

INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGED CUFF BRACELET: KEEP LOVED ONES REMINDED

Want to support and comfort friends and family?

Stylish Simple design style made with incredibly durable stainless steel material will not rust or corrode

Manufactured with High-grade stainless steel Cuff is polished for extra shine and smoothness. A sentimental symbol of love.

Not convinced? Here’s why you have to buy this Cuff :

• Great for family and friends to cherish loved ones.

• Simple and Elegant design, lightweight but durable.

• Strong Durable and Lightweight and very comfortable for daily use. The same material used in fine watches.

• It is a great gift idea to family and friends.

• Designed for style and comfort