If we may be so bold: the adult coloring book you are looking at right now may change your life. Never before has there been such an eclectic mix of debauchery all in one place.
Sound titillating? Then you’re our kind of people. Not so much? Well, maybe we can persuade you into having some (im)mature fun. PEER PRESSURE!
Either way, grab some coloring instruments of your choice and get to work. Remember, though: stay inside the lines — even if you get some new ideas for in-between the sheets.
*** ADULT TESTED, PERVERT APPROVED ***
Whether you’re buying this for a bachelorette party, a wedding shower, a birthday, or as a gag gift, we think it’s important that you make an informed decision.
To that end, here are some of the hardest-hitting testimonials we have gathered:
“I don’t understand how that [position] is possible. I will try this and see if I get injured. For science.” -Friend #1
“I’m not saying this is a super perverted idea. I am also not not saying that.” -Friend #2
“I don’t know where I went wrong.” -Mother
“Are you coloring a pe– yeah. You are. Okay.” -Stranger on a bus